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I blame all of my commitment issues on Louisa May Alcott

whitmansyawp:

First, LMA introduced me to the perfect boy:

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Swoon… is he wonderful, or what? (Very!)

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He’s funny, kind, smart, playful (and loves books):

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Doesn’t mind being silly:

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He loves a good lark:

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He’s a fun dancer:

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He’s caring and supportive:

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He always tries to cheer you up:

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And then, then, LMA, you do *THIS* to me:

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And all I can think of is this:

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And how you, LMA, have inexplicably ruined my love life forever.

(via whitmansyawp)

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jedipokemonmaster:

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”
Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

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Truth

jedipokemonmaster:

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

This 👆

Truth

(Source: mominleggings, via i-turned-your-child-into-a-lamp)

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